wawamouse | Oz Rewatch 3: S6E08: Exeunt Omnes

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FINALE!!!!!!

Storylines

Aftermath of Glynn’s death; Stanton leads McManus to discovering Adrian Johnson’s involvement; Johnson is arrested and Devlin is confronted; Querns is named warden of Oz and McManus job may or may not be in jeopardy; Querns introduces the Restraint Chair
Rebadow and Stella reunite; Stella visits Pablo in Ad-Seg ad reads to him;
Busmalis becomes hung up on wanting to have his own biological child with Norma but is denied the option and sent to Solitary for his outburst
Howell is pregnant;
Jackson Vahue visits Oz and get creeped on by Brass; Murphy and Brass have a final conversation as Brass decides to quit; Brass shoots at Vahue at a practice;
Mr Hoyt reveals Jaz is adopted; Mrs Kirk is weird with Mukada; Sr Pete and Mukada find Mrs Oppenheimer, Jaz’s birth mother; Hoyt confesses to Mukada where Cloutier’s body is; Hoyt is killed;
Arif gets the insurance check but is conflicted and confesses to the Muslims about his lies and is beat up; Arif is put in the cage after confessing to McManus; Redding is placed in Solitary;
Torquemada and Pancamo go into business together; Guerra freaks out; Cathy Jo visits Miguel and they kiss; Miguel gets in a fight with the Aryans; he blows off Torquemada; he meets with Ruiz and gives up; he gives in to Torquemada’s promises of numbness;
Sister Pete meets with Idzik on Death Row; Idzik’s death sentence is overturned and he’s placed in Em City;
Suzanne asks Seamus to visit Cyril; Seamus tries to hired Schillinger to kills Neema but he refuses; Seamus tries to stick Neema but gets stuck himself; Neema is placed in the Hole; Gloria asks Ryan not to harm Seamus; Cyril is executed;
Robson after school special part 2; Schillinger’s sister visits; FBI offers a deal with Beecher;
Macbeth play; Schillinger dies; Tobias isn’t charged with the murder; Keller moves into Beecher’s pod; they argue; Keller throws himself off the tier and dies; toxin explosion in the mail room; Oz evacuates; The end!

Sister: That’s not what it means. I’ve read too many mangas to think that’s what it means.

Sister: Oh my… The law moves quickly, doesn’t it?

Sister: What are stundeens?
Me: White person word, I guess…
Sister: Balls?

Sister: I’m so good at this. Didn’t I say I didn’t like him being on the outside? He had crazy vibes from the start, even though everyone kept saying what a nice guy he was. I knewww….

Sister: (gasp) She’s just trying to get a date!

Sister: Is this lady going to turn into a murderer?

Sister: Why is he getting punished? For a confessing to his lack of involvement in the crime?

Sister: Ooh, 16 Candles moment~ …Wawa, he’s on something. … Oh, no…why’s he doing a strip tease? This is so embarrassing.
Me: I knew you were going to say that, lol.
Sister: He broke his necklace :(

Sister: Jeez… He’s like that guy in the… with the…
Me: 28 Years Later?
Sister: Exactly…

Sister: Uh, you don’t look that similar.
Me & Sister: (Twin Chortling™)

Sister: Who’s that?
Me: Parole board guy Miguel punched.
Sister: Oh… I thought he was Chico’s dad or something.
Me: Why would Chico’s dad be there?
Sister: [“I dunno” sound] ‘Cause of the overdose or whatever…
Me: …But why would he be meeting with Miguel?
Sister: Because he’s the only one left, duh.

Sister: Why is he always dressed like he’s going to some beach soiree? He looks like he’s… like he's...
Me: (Already laughing so hard I can’t breathe) Princess Diaries?
Me & Sister: (Tea kettle whistling)

Sister: Miguel better not die! I was supposed to be his guardian angel!
Me: I told you he didn’t die!
Sister: Suspicious! Is he going to overdose, too?!
Me: No… Just watch the episode -_-

Sister: Um, so, am I like a bad guardian angel because, like, Miguel is back on the drugs…?
Me: He’s still alive, though.
Sister: But this means he’s going to be all high until the end of time? He’s not getting out as long as the one guy is on the parole board.
Me: Yeah, but he’s still alive.
Sister: But the show is ending. It’s suppose to have end on happy note!
Me: Why would this show end on happy note?
Sister: I don't know!!

Sister: Didn’t those two people do it during the first execution?
Me: Diane and McManus?
Sister: Lol, yeah. Why would you leave them alone together? Ew. Wait, so who's going to pronounce him dead, then?
Me: This is how Cyril can still live...

Sister: UM, you needa be asking yourself that, mister. I don’t get it, Wawa, what does he see in him? Ughhhhh.

Sister: I mean, I would be pretty worried about the curtains being closed behind her. They’re probably all murdering themselves back there. Plus, half of them are wearing fatigues so if there’s a riot, they could probably slip out pretending to be guards or something.

Sister: (gasp) He’s gonna give the real knife to him and the other guy’s going to think it’s him but then he’s going to accidentally stab the other guy and get stuck in prison.

Sister: Throw him over the edge! Do it!

Sister: This is the goodbye? Buncha shots of people’s sorry faces? … That’s disappointing.

Sister … This does not give Sister peace.

Stray Thoughts

The new education program at the Oz is to be named at Leo Glynn
Detective Tarnowski named
Haha, background Chico I never caught before:

Sister Final Final Thoughts

“I’m disappointed” —Sister

Sister: Half of this stuff doesn’t make any sense. I don’t understand why [Torquemada] wants to be like Miguel. Does he not know anything about that guy’s story? He’s been on a downward spiral! You’re a party dude, you don’t wanna be like him. Didn’t you hear him say “I’m tired”? Hello? And why was fucking fish and fowl even on the table??

Me: Did you have a favorite season?
Sister: Favorite season? I don’t even remember what happened last episode. Maybe that’s the problem. And they were being really stingy with the flashbacks this time… Sometimes they give you flashbacks for the most inane things… I feel like they just threw away some of the characters. Like they should’ve given Said a better storyline.
Me: For some reason I thought Neema had died in this episode, so it was actually a nice surprise that he only went to Solitary. I need to start re-factoring him into some of my post-canon fic plans LOL.
Sister: Who’s Neema?

Me: Other thoughts? Favorite characters?
Sister: What am I supposed to say? Everyone died… I will say that the lawyer guy is NOT one of my favorites. Hm… Let’s put Miguel. Let’s just add Chico on there, because you always mentioned him so he made an impression…
Me: Don’t add him to the list just because of that.
Sister: Well, you’ll notice that many on this list are simply people that I can remember. … Mm, Mr. Priest is not going on the list because he didn’t accomplish anything, so I don’t like him anymore. Very ineffective. I guess we’ll add Said. And the gay guy (Torquemada) because he didn’t have time to disappoint. The groups in this show are very rudderless…
Me: So your list is Miguel, Chico, Said, and Torquemada.
Sister: Yeah, the gay guy. What’s his name?
Me: Torquemada.
Sister: Is that one word or two words?
Me: Torquemada. It’s one word.
Sister: What’s his first name?
Me: Alonzo.
Sister: I’m gonna call him Alonzo.
Me: I just call him Torquemada because it’s more fun to say, to be honest...
Sister: Hm… Should we add another person to the list? …What about the basketball guy.
Me: You don’t even like that guy!
Sister: Yeah, but he made it to the end, which means he’s a success story!
Me: You can add him to the list if you can remember his name.
Sister: (lemon face) …I don’t think they even said his name this episode.
Me: Yeah they did. They said it on the TV.
Sister: But I don’t even remember the name of the balding friend (Murphy) or the female hack (Howell)… I just remember McManus! I don’t remember the name of the hotdog (Keller)… But technically, if we’re going by this criteria, we can’t add anyone to the list. I didn’t even remember Tortuga’s name. What is it? Alphonso?
Me: How about you just pick a new favorite character. Reach back into past seasons.
Sister: How can I reach into past seasons?! I don’t even remember the dinosaur (Omar)’s name. Ok, we’ll add the mother... the wife... Sharon!
Me: Who’s Sharon?
Sister: …Shannon?
Me: You can add Shannon to the list if you want.
Sister: But that’s not exciting!
Me: Why? You added Torquemada to the list and he’s only been in like two episodes—Shannon was only in three episodes—
Sister: Oh, really? Ok, we’ll keep that, then. That’s interesting, isn’t it? There was that one pretty guy with the legs and the egg allergy (Supreme Allah). I remember him. Sister only remembers pretty people. We can’t add Peter, though. He blabbed his plans too much.
Me: Okay, so your final top five characters list is: Miguel, Chico, Torquemada, Said, and Shannon?
Sister: Yep. You can also add Mr. Eggboy (Supreme). And Mr. Priest. He was also pretty.
Me: You mean the Reverend? Cloutier?
Sister: Yes. With the white butt.
Me: So is this your list of favorite characters, or is this your list of pretty characters?
Sister: Yes.
Me: Any other final thoughts?
Sister: I want to know what the poison was…. Who are your favorite characters?
Me: Hm… Miguel… Chico. Omar. Said. Morales.
Sister: Oh, yes, Mr. Mustache… He had a good mustache… But he got so moody at the end!
Me: Would you ever rewatch the show?
Sister: …I would hold on it a little longer if a clip came up on Youtube shorts.