wawamouse | Oz Rewatch 3: S5E06: Variety

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Storylines

Said comes out of Solitary; Omar successfully performs at the Variety show without being high; Said
Robson needs gum surgery
The Riveras come to Oz to talk to McManus and Hinden after Miguel asks for Julie to be given Eugune
Father Meehan arrives at Oz as O’Reily’s new cellmate
Jia Kenmin and El Norte beef; O’Reily and Shupe beef; O’Reily and Morales make a deal to take of each other’s problems;
Sister Pete gives Cyril Jericho to keep him quiet in court
Burr Redding vows to find out who gave Hill the drugs; Poet covers his ass by telling Chico to find a third party (Agamemnon) to blame the Sicilians; Redding has Salvatore DeSanto’s food spiked with LSD
Sister Pete goes to Glynn wanting to investigate Schibetta’s rape; Pancamo wants spiritual guidance in his hour of illness; Gloria and Sister Pete exchange patients
Hoyt confesses that Kirk was behind Cloutier’s disappearance but Kirk denies it, to Mukada’s anger; Kirk arranges for a fire to be set to Our Lady Fatima Church/rectory, killing two priests
Catherine refuses to be Keller’s lawyer and dumps Beecher
Beecher tries to warn Guenzel about the biker’s buddying up to him and Beecher gives up protecting him to see Keller; Beecher goes to work in the mail room but Keller is in the hospital by the time Beecher arrives to PC due to Howell

Sister: Why is it like that…

Sister: These writers haven’t been watching the show! [Said]’s tried to fling him off like a booger like multiple times. And every time he tries to fling him off, a little McManus fly buzzes over and reattaches that booger to his finger like “heehee, that’s for you to figure out!”

Sister: MC?
Me: Master of ceremonies… McManus of Ceremonies…
McManus: No, why don’t you try Mukada?
Me: Mukada of Ceremonies.

Sister: You is special… you is kind… you is important…

Sister: They put him in a maximum level prison for that? He didn’t have no parishioners vouching for him, helping him get a lesser sentence?

Sister: Embarrassing. Doesn’t even look like actual...
Me: Because he’s a dancer. Those are dance moves.
Sister: Yeah, I can tell he’s a dancer by the way he moves his hips when he walks.

Sister: Exceptionally gay.

Sister: I don’t like that they call it a rectory…

Sister: WHAT is going on with his hair?
Me: It gets better next season.
Sister: He looks like he goes to Benjamin Franklin’s house on Sundays…

Sister: (falls sideways) OH… NO… MY EYES!!