wawamouse | Oz Rewatch 3: S5E05: Impotence

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Storylines

Aftermath of Lalar’s death; Omar and Robson fight; Said catches Omar dealing drugs for Redding; Said beats him up and ends up in the Hole; Omar struggles with his sobriety with Said gone
Pancamo has a staph infection
Winthrop and Guenzel fight in the gym; McClain meets with Keller and then Beecher, failing to pass on a message; Schillinger approaches Beecher saying he wants to change his ways and offering to help him see Keller; Guenzel homophobically fights Beecher and ends up in the cage; Schillinger tries to make a deal
Brass is bitter; Rebadow wins the lottery and Brass cashes it in for himself
Seeing eye dog training continues; Hill goes into septic shock due to being on heroin; Redding is determined to find out who gave him the tits; Penders crime flashback; dog training with the steaks; Jia Kenmin tells a creepy joke about a dog;
Morales asks Alvarez where Mukada’s office is; Morales meets with his brother-in-law and beats him for hurting Annette; Mukada refuses to allow Kirk back into Catholicism
Cyril is facing death row and is continuing to be violent in solitary; Ryan wants to hire a good defense; Suzanne, Seamus, and Aunt Brenda meet to talk about a defense and it goes poorly; Ryan gives up on saving Cyril from Death Row

Sister: The other time Said went to him, he was like “you figure it out that~ that’s not my problem~”. It’s like his bald spot is a portal for all his brain cells to exit through…

S1!Said popping in like ‘the first, eh?’

Sister: I mean, he kind of just looks like a standard hot dog.
Me: …What does that mean?
Sister: He’s just average hot dog looking. Like his general shape. (gesturing) He’s got brown hair and he’s not scrawny or freakish looking… He looks like everyone else.

Sister: Glad is for gay people…
Me: ...Oh, GLAAD...

]https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sju31gPb5n1zpkc7m.mp4] (can't figure out how to embed to DW)

Hmm...

Sister: If this is a complete match, [Sister] doesn’t like this episode.
Me: Why?
Sister: I just don’t like these plot lines. Also, [Brass] is a dick.

Sister: That’s not a muscle…
Me: We don’t watch this show for accurate anatomy facts.
Sister: Oh right… Miguel said he was 80% water. (Tutting) They need to go back to class.
Me (muttering): Together?
Sister: Get out of here with your little fanfictions, Wawa… These people need education.

Sister: Who’s Mukada?
Me: The priest.
Sister: Oh. He had to ask Miguel that? There wasn’t anyone else?
Me: I guess the implication is that none of the gang goes to church…
Sister: Yeah, but he could go to anyone. The staff… He could take a walk.. wander around… explore…

Sister: This literally doesn’t matter. This whole ‘wuh well it was self defense’ thing here doesn’t even make sense because it wasn’t self defense. The dude wasn't attacking [Cyril]. And even if they thought they had a good reason for attacking the Chinese dude,, that doesn’t change anything because you can't just kill someone because they said something you don't like. They literally have no defense. Also, hasn’t he killed like three people?
Me: Besides the Gloria’s husband, two.

Stray Thoughts

Sister had an ongoing commentary about how ugly Beecher’s hair was. Her musings literally spanned the entirety of the Beecher story section
Sister wonders why nobody seems interested in the fact that Cloutier disappeared (lol forgot to finish my thought)
Our mom called while we were watching the episode lol