wawamouse | Oz Rewatch 3: S4E11: Revenge is Sweet

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Storylines

Redding is let out of the Cage and denies involvement with Bian Yixue’s death
Miguel offers to snitch for Glynn in return for being let back in
Wygert Corporation / aging pill introduced
Howell pressuring Ryan ; Cyril may get sent to Conley
Vahue and Hill butt heads; Hill makes sure Vahue flops parole
Giles is put on Death Row for the murder of Bevilaqua
Tidd continues to try and join the Muslims; after staging a fight with the Aryans to help Arif, he is let into the Muslims
The Aryans get on Cloutier’s case about finding Jesus; Schillinger recommends Carrie to get resources from the Church and participates in a counseling session with Beecher
Kirk and Cloutier; Kirk crime flashback
Norma meets Rebadow in the visiting room; Omar White extorts Busmalis about his tunnel; he tries to fill in the tunnel and bursts a pipe instead, getting sent to the Hole
Everyone loves Floria, she changes Glynn’s office and helps put on a good warden’s conference; Glynn and Querns discuss Clayton Hughes; Glynn has him transferred to Oz
Alvin Good introduced; Basil struggling, partner won’t see him
Barlog/Beecher/Keller love triangle; Barlog is offered a deal with the FBI and tells Beecher who then tells Keller; Keller kills Barlog

Sister: he’s spent too long grooming his mustache. He forgot about the game.

Sister: what about his nose? … Why’s his voice so strained?
Me: That’s just what he sounds like. Haven’t you noticed?

Sister: What’s he supposed to do?! There’s only two countries to choose from!

Sister about the aging pills:

Wait, what’s this for?
I don’t know why the FDA would approve a drug that’s supposed to kill you faster
Why don’t they just do a trial where they break people’s legs so they can get on disability and be considered for medical release faster?
[Gloria] is such a terrible doctor…
And how is a pill supposed to give you wrinkles? Those are from repeated exposure to the sun.

(cue Sister's two minutes of uproarious laughter)

Sister: She’s not doing it double blind, is she? Look at her sneaky looks. She’s botching it up. Also…. [Cyril] isn’t mentally competent to give consent for participation, is he?
Me: Yeah, but he's an inmate so he doesn't have rights anyway.
Sister: Hm. Yeah, I guess she doesn't really care about that anyway.

Sister: I feel like this guy always runs his mouth even though he’s in a wheelchair and sitting at a disadvantage. What he should really do is go on the second floor and talk shit from there and then speed away so they can’t get him.

Sister: It’s so funny that he had to specify that part. [Cloutier] was like ‘I already see him regularly’. He didn’t even flinch.

Sister: Will this be another example of her therapy sessions going ‘successfully’?

Sister: I did not understand that speech.
Me: He was saying to grow up.
Sister: Are blowjobs not grown up…?

Sister: Warden ain’t interested in romance. He’s already got enough.
Me: Haha… Mukada?
Sister (smug nod): That’s why he doesn’t care about the place needing romance.

Sister: Is it bad that I can’t tell the difference?
McManus: Hey, Floria, maybe next you can do my office.
Sister (immediately): Yeah, his office sucks.

Sister: No homo.

Sister: Aw! … Welp, he gonna die.

Sister: Don’t say that, dude…

Stray Thoughts

The guy Rebadow killed was named Norton Pratt
Penis count: 1
Asshole count: 1
Add Keller to the black shirt brigade (current population: Hoyt, Ryan O’Reily, Guerra)
No Chico this episode…. It has occurred to me that he does have the distinction of being stabbed with the biggest knife in all of Oz