Oz Rewatch 3: S6E02: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil

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Storylines

• Shirley guest narrates
• 2nd day of riots after Mayor Loewen is on trial; Loewen is convicted; Seroy is pinned for the murder of Beecher’s father; Loewen is placed in Unit J with Beecher and Yood; Beecher saves Loewen from choking, so Schillinger vows not to fuck with his parole; Beecher is released; Lopresti informers Keller
• Penders, White, and Martinez fall ill; Glynn doesn’t want the news to get out even though Gloria wants to send him to Benchley; Brass menaces Martinez
• Morales wants to be transferred to the hospital and hears about Martinez; Morales worries about Martinez jabbering
• Rebadow and Stella bond; Stella explains her backstory and interest in working at Oz
• Busmalis refuses to see Norma but Rebadow tells him he should;
• Kirk continues his Satanic act; Mukada comes to compromise but Kirk buckles down; Eleanor arranges for a Death Row photoshoot for Maxim magazine; Hoyt forces a lightbulb into Kirk’s mouth during the group shot and then goes crazy; Mukada is off the hook but feels guilty because he prayed for Kirk to die
• McManus and Said finish reading Hill’s book; Redding has a breakthrough in the meditation maze; he decides to get the Homeboys away from dope slinging by getting them into telemarketing instead;
• Morales tries to recruit miguel to spy on the Homeboys; Miguel’s mom visits; Miguel calls Maritza
• Peter scares Ryan with the evil eye stuff; Ryan manipulates Pancamo into killing Peter; Pancamo tries to kill Robson; Robson tries to get protection from Cutler; Robson meets with Sister Pete;

Sister: Ohhh, this time it’s different.

Sister: (as Beecher) What about my father?

Sister (jabbing at screen): Don’t you dare mess it up for him! I see your eyebrows knitting an evil little sweater….

Sister: (gasp) Is she giving out STDs?! All getting sick? Same symptoms? Damn… what did she give them…

Sister: Why would he say that… “Books for the dead”?
Me: He’s feeling the Halloween spirit…

Sister: I’m just looking at all the things that have here that can kill people. This ain’t going to end well.

Sister: You wanna lay down some quotes for us to judge or are we telling not showing…

Sister: Close up! Let’s see how evil this lady looks…

Sister: What, she got family there? She got stock?
Murphy: For Chrissakes, Howell, what do you got stock in Kentwell Communications?
Howell: No, a brother.
Sister: I’m so good at this.

Me: I still think they should’ve make him a communist…
Sister: He’s not a communist? What is he, a socialist?
Me: He doesn’t have a concrete ideology, really… They never gave him one…
Sister: I just assumed he was a communist this whole time, to be honest.

Sister: Crapped his pants.

Sister: Wrong! That’s the problem with people in this place. They’re always telling each other their plans… (also tbh i included that first screencap because i always thought it was cute that Peter was trying not to laugh there)

Sister: Girl! He’s only 36?!

Stray Thoughts

• Hecht and McArthur are mentioned as minimum security prisons
• Plymouth House is mentioned as a juvenile hall
• Sister was disappointed to learn last week that Adebisi never guest narrates
• Sister thinks Beecher will die before he gets out
• It’s mentioned that Said makes 2.50/wk at R&D

Final thoughts: Sister: So sad about Antonio… forgot his name… Michael? Good thing I didn’t decide to become his guardian angel again. That would’ve been so embarrassing… Very confused about why, um…. Mr. Linguini believed the guy who always lies when he came to sell his wares. Like that guy’s never just coming over to gossip normally, but oh, let’s hear him out? How tiny does your brain have to be to still believe him. He’s like the pied piper, he’s gonna be pying those pipes. Don’t listen to him, little rat… And I’m so disappointed they didn’t do an STD episode and expose that lady so she can finally get fired.